Game 6

YESSSS

Hatred is a choice, unless you are from Cleveland. I broke a remote and a beer bottle all in a span of 30 seconds last night(start of the third), but I awoke this morning without a koala on my side. Gotta win battles in order to win the war. 

In reality, their chances of winning the series only increased by about 7%, but I'll take it. Opinion on the Noogets -5.5 tonight.

I Had To

I mean, come on:



And if you haven't taken out the mortgage yet:



I didn't cash in my assets, but I did make a bet with a friend that I would get a koala tattooed on my side if the Cavs didn't cover the spread tonight.* Yes, a fucking koala.

Cleveland Cavaliers -7** (What's Left of My Dignity)

Come on Danny Crawford. Be good to me. 

*Yesterday in one of my classes, my professor taught an entire lecture on the beauty of bartering. I can't wait to show him my tattoo.

**His eyebrows will (hopefully not) grow back so we agreed that I should get to buy a half point. Though not permanent, he can't exactly hide his. 

-130

That is currently the Cavs series price before Game 4 tonight in Orlando. Personally, I think my future, and the Cavs, are finished. 

Business will be back to normal tomorrow.

Tuesday Bases

Rangers/Tigers U11 +115 (1x)

Cokeland +182 (1x)

The Cleve -127 (1x)

Cliff Banny Over 8.5 +110 (1x)

Twins +116 (1x)

Mariners -145 (1x)

Opinion on the Lakers -6.5. Driving to the beach tonight for the weekend*, so it may be a little difficult to get an internet connection. I'm bringing a computer, but with my luck I'll probably just break it. Good luck tonight.

*I'm not sure how we came up with Tuesday as the beginning of the long weekend.

Monday Bases

Natinals -114 (1x)

Rox +174 (1x)

Twinkies +162 (1x)

Cokeland +122 (1x)

The Twankies almost didn't make the cut. Mariners were the biggest pass.

Sunday Afternoon Bases

Red Fathers Under 7.5 -125 (1x)

This line is retarded. Arroyo's ERA alone is 7. Don't really like either basketball slate, Lakers -13 if anything. 

Day Off

I spent $185 at the bar yesterday and got punched in the face, but that pales in comparison to what I could have lost last night. Alcoholism 1, Degenerate Gambling 0. 

Going to some sort of "festival" today, taking the day off. 

Afternoon Sticks

Assblows +147 (1x)

I was pretty close to making this one a double. Just glanced at the lines, gut reactions: Orlando +2, Lakers -12. I'm absolutely ecstatic I didn't play Lakers in 6.

Tonight may get ugly.

Evening Beisbol

Wahoo +155 (1x)

Passed Pittsburgh (Karsten sucks) and Baltimore (Gil is good).

Guaranteed  NBA Opinion Loser: Whorelando Majic -7