Saturday, May 30, 2009
Friday, May 29, 2009
YESSSS
Hatred is a choice, unless you are from Cleveland. I broke a remote and a beer bottle all in a span of 30 seconds last night(start of the third), but I awoke this morning without a koala on my side. Gotta win battles in order to win the war.
In reality, their chances of winning the series only increased by about 7%, but I'll take it. Opinion on the Noogets -5.5 tonight.
Thursday, May 28, 2009
I Had To
I mean, come on:

And if you haven't taken out the mortgage yet:

I didn't cash in my assets, but I did make a bet with a friend that I would get a koala tattooed on my side if the Cavs didn't cover the spread tonight.* Yes, a fucking koala.
Cleveland Cavaliers -7** (What's Left of My Dignity)
*Yesterday in one of my classes, my professor taught an entire lecture on the beauty of bartering. I can't wait to show him my tattoo.
**His eyebrows will (hopefully not) grow back so we agreed that I should get to buy a half point. Though not permanent, he can't exactly hide his.

And if you haven't taken out the mortgage yet:

I didn't cash in my assets, but I did make a bet with a friend that I would get a koala tattooed on my side if the Cavs didn't cover the spread tonight.* Yes, a fucking koala.
Cleveland Cavaliers -7** (What's Left of My Dignity)
Come on Danny Crawford. Be good to me.
*Yesterday in one of my classes, my professor taught an entire lecture on the beauty of bartering. I can't wait to show him my tattoo.
**His eyebrows will (hopefully not) grow back so we agreed that I should get to buy a half point. Though not permanent, he can't exactly hide his.
Tuesday, May 26, 2009
-130
That is currently the Cavs series price before Game 4 tonight in Orlando. Personally, I think my future, and the Cavs, are finished.
Business will be back to normal tomorrow.
Tuesday, May 19, 2009
Tuesday Bases
Rangers/Tigers U11 +115 (1x)
Cokeland +182 (1x)
The Cleve -127 (1x)
Cliff Banny Over 8.5 +110 (1x)
Twins +116 (1x)
Mariners -145 (1x)
Opinion on the Lakers -6.5. Driving to the beach tonight for the weekend*, so it may be a little difficult to get an internet connection. I'm bringing a computer, but with my luck I'll probably just break it. Good luck tonight.
*I'm not sure how we came up with Tuesday as the beginning of the long weekend.
Monday, May 18, 2009
Monday Bases
Natinals -114 (1x)
Rox +174 (1x)
Twinkies +162 (1x)
Cokeland +122 (1x)
The Twankies almost didn't make the cut. Mariners were the biggest pass.
Sunday, May 17, 2009
Sunday Afternoon Bases
Red Fathers Under 7.5 -125 (1x)
This line is retarded. Arroyo's ERA alone is 7. Don't really like either basketball slate, Lakers -13 if anything.
Saturday, May 16, 2009
Day Off
I spent $185 at the bar yesterday and got punched in the face, but that pales in comparison to what I could have lost last night. Alcoholism 1, Degenerate Gambling 0.
Going to some sort of "festival" today, taking the day off.
Friday, May 15, 2009
Afternoon Sticks
Assblows +147 (1x)
I was pretty close to making this one a double. Just glanced at the lines, gut reactions: Orlando +2, Lakers -12. I'm absolutely ecstatic I didn't play Lakers in 6.
Tonight may get ugly.
Thursday, May 14, 2009
Evening Beisbol
Wahoo +155 (1x)
Passed Pittsburgh (Karsten sucks) and Baltimore (Gil is good).
Guaranteed NBA Opinion Loser: Whorelando Majic -7
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